"will you marry me?" he texted.
No more psychos. Or Boy Scouts.
After three years, he chose cocaine.
Found prince, living happily ever after.
I always smile when he calls.
Too pretty? I got her anyway.
Sock drawer's hidden letter betrayed her.
Married too young. Now both sorry.
Let's get naked and wrestle. Ready?
I was sad. Then we met.
Where's the emoticon for "you suck?"
He had "man boobs". Strike three.
My history notwithstanding, hope springs eternal
What do you see in me?
He remembers wrongdoings but not birthdays.
Dumped through email with spelling mistakes.
Seeking Prince Charming, found Princess.Engaged!
Two captains. Haven't sunk ship. Yet.
Spellbound, I followed you to Arkansas!
Man, you still get to me.
shot my cat, stole my camera
This could be love. You in?
Found love when apartment caught fire.
You had me at "Ender's Game".
He'll always still matter to me.
Lost her. But she's happy now.
(Minor edit 15 Feb to make sure it's clear I took these from Smith mag...don't want to steal someone's stuff!)
(Minor edit 26 Dec 13 to make it easier to search. Valentine's Day, six word stories, six word story)
2 comments:
I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats. Love these. Truly.
Thanks. I just read back the post, is it clear that I wasn't the author? They all came from the Smith magazine website.
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